You thought you could argue me with about TR...HAHAHAH. Idiot.
So...I am the Batman of defending Teddy Roosevelt. If you thought I would only ever meet one person who would argue with me about Teddy Roosevelt, you'd be wrong.
There is a guy in my writing class who loves to argue, as do I,but apparently he doesn't know that when you argue you kinda need to have facts to back up your argument. The whole ordeal started while talking about JFK boning Marilyn Monroe. I said that he was a pig for cheating on his wife and I think he's an overrated President. (Both facts, by the way.)
Dude: All Presidents cheat on their wives, they're Presidents. And JFK was amazing, Bay of Pigs...?
Me: No they don't all cheat, TR didn't cheat. And how appropriate is it that, Bay of PIGS and JFK was a pig?? Hmmm.
Dude: TR totally cheated on this wife. That's what Presidents do.
Me: TR NEVER cheated on his wife. (Flipped him off) You're an idiot.
Dude: No he totally did. All Presidents do.
Me: Is it that hard for you to understand that not everyone is a total pig like you? (He shut up.)
...And if you ever talk bad about TR again, I'll punch you in the throat.
I would like to say, that one, I'm right, there is NO evidence that TR ever cheated and two, that guy does not know how to argue.
Moral of the story: you better bring your A game when you talk to me about Teddy Roosevelt, or I'll bust out a big stick on your face!
5 comments:
This argument is confusing to me.
1. I really don't see any argument here.
2. Does Dude realize that the Bay of Pigs invasion was an embarrassment to JFK? I sense he doesn't know about this piece of history OR perhaps I'm simply not following this argument.
3. I don't know if TR and I agree politically; but I think we would get along otherwise. At least, we would enjoy the birthday cake we share.
4. Arsenic & Old Lace endears TR to everyone. I defy anyone to argue that point.
Bully!
It wasn't really an argument to me. Just him talking about things he knew nothing about.
"Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster. "
LOL I only heard a portion of this argument, but of course he's wrong. Too bad he can't get his head out of his ass to see it.
Oyster? Huh? I would like to know what that statement means before I start up my Husqvarna.
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