Not really buttah, more like Country Crock.
So...who told Jennifer Aniston she was funny? I think some of her movies are cute, she's a likeable person because she's been a victim of a crazy whore so you can't really hate her. When I think of her, I never think, 'Wow, what a hilarious comedienne.' And the fact that she's being touted in Hollywood as a funny lady annoys me.
Oy! I'm getting all verklempt.
Then I pick up this month's Harper's Bazzar and see she's channeling her inner Barbara Streisand. I'm like Linda Ritchman, I love me some Streisand and I also love me some Fanny Brice. I think
Sperm Bank Rejects
On top of that, Bill O'Reilly has been shooting his mouth off because of Aniston's comments about not needing a man to have a baby/publicity for another movie where she plays herself. Normally I don't care about people having babies but I've been reading comments on the interwebs about this feud and it reaffirms my belief that people are idiots. Too many people think that just because she's a celebrity she will automatically be a superstar parent. Why? Because she can buy the brat everything it wants. Did no one else watch 'Mommie Dearest?' Just because your child gets a pony doesn't mean it won't ruin your reputation with a horrible book after your death...or that you won't beat the hell out of it with a wire hanger!
You've got some balls Aniston, thinking you are good enough to be Barbara. Babs didn't need a random sperm donor to have a kids...I'm just sayin'.
Talk amongst yourselves.