Monday, July 26, 2010

Grays Sports Almanac

"When God closes a door, he opens a dress." -Roger Sterling

So...Mad Men is back and I finally have something to look forward to. Yes, I'm so awesome that the best thing in my week is a TV show. Jealous? This show is fantastic but it also really upsets me because I wish I could have live then. I know that's a nerdy thing, saying you belong in another time but my "time" actually existed. It's not like I think I belong on Endor or middle Earth from Lord of The Rings...come on,I'm not that weird! I just want to wear awesome clothes 24/7.

Do you think that Don Draper would have predicted the way the world has changed since 1964? I know most people think the world has changed for the better, but clearly, I'm not one of those people. I think if Don Draper came to 2010 he would feel exactly like how Marty McFly felt when he went to the alternate 1985 in Back To The Future II.

"That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship." -Biff Tannen

Today is horrible! It's like waking up to your Mom having huge plastic tits that your step-dad who also murdered your father made her get, nightmare!!You can't drink at work, I for one think everyone's job would be a lot better if you could have a drink. No one dresses up. Not for church, not for the red carpet (except award season) and not for dates. LAME! I look horrible in jeans and a t-shirt but in a nice fitted dress, A-mazing! My body was not build for these crap clothes, but I'm sure I could rock a bullet bra. Hair dos were like art! Now girls have that two toned, skunky hair, they might as well just tattoo SLUT on their face. Or you could wear a super stylish hat! No one wears hat anymore. Now most guys look "metro" (gay) or just sloppy. All men look better in suit. Women are trying to be a man and a woman at the same time and men treat women like crap, they are just plain rude. At least in the 60's they were polite about it. Don't get me started on the music. Let's see, who's music will last; Sinatra or Lil' Wayne? Ughh.

Where's Doc Brown? We've got to go back Marty!!
"And no one will tell you this, but you can’t be a man. Don’t even try. Be a woman. Powerful business when done correctly. Do you understand what I’m saying, dear?"- Bobbie Barret, Season Two.



2 comments:

MAYBELLINE said...

I believe you would have snapped living in the 1960s. It was a much different time. Most things are much better now. We always tend to look back and remember the good while trying to forget the bad. Nevertheless, until I get that DeLorean in working order we'll simply have to plug along in the forward motion. Great Scott!

Timmy and Chanell said...

I couldn't agree more. People don't dressup anymore, such a shame. I love to get all dolled up.

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Monday, July 26, 2010

Grays Sports Almanac

"When God closes a door, he opens a dress." -Roger Sterling

So...Mad Men is back and I finally have something to look forward to. Yes, I'm so awesome that the best thing in my week is a TV show. Jealous? This show is fantastic but it also really upsets me because I wish I could have live then. I know that's a nerdy thing, saying you belong in another time but my "time" actually existed. It's not like I think I belong on Endor or middle Earth from Lord of The Rings...come on,I'm not that weird! I just want to wear awesome clothes 24/7.

Do you think that Don Draper would have predicted the way the world has changed since 1964? I know most people think the world has changed for the better, but clearly, I'm not one of those people. I think if Don Draper came to 2010 he would feel exactly like how Marty McFly felt when he went to the alternate 1985 in Back To The Future II.

"That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship." -Biff Tannen

Today is horrible! It's like waking up to your Mom having huge plastic tits that your step-dad who also murdered your father made her get, nightmare!!You can't drink at work, I for one think everyone's job would be a lot better if you could have a drink. No one dresses up. Not for church, not for the red carpet (except award season) and not for dates. LAME! I look horrible in jeans and a t-shirt but in a nice fitted dress, A-mazing! My body was not build for these crap clothes, but I'm sure I could rock a bullet bra. Hair dos were like art! Now girls have that two toned, skunky hair, they might as well just tattoo SLUT on their face. Or you could wear a super stylish hat! No one wears hat anymore. Now most guys look "metro" (gay) or just sloppy. All men look better in suit. Women are trying to be a man and a woman at the same time and men treat women like crap, they are just plain rude. At least in the 60's they were polite about it. Don't get me started on the music. Let's see, who's music will last; Sinatra or Lil' Wayne? Ughh.

Where's Doc Brown? We've got to go back Marty!!
"And no one will tell you this, but you can’t be a man. Don’t even try. Be a woman. Powerful business when done correctly. Do you understand what I’m saying, dear?"- Bobbie Barret, Season Two.



2 comments:

MAYBELLINE said...

I believe you would have snapped living in the 1960s. It was a much different time. Most things are much better now. We always tend to look back and remember the good while trying to forget the bad. Nevertheless, until I get that DeLorean in working order we'll simply have to plug along in the forward motion. Great Scott!

Timmy and Chanell said...

I couldn't agree more. People don't dressup anymore, such a shame. I love to get all dolled up.

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