So...who told Jennifer Aniston she was funny? I think some of her movies are cute, she's a likeable person because she's been a victim of a crazy whore so you can't really hate her. When I think of her, I never think, 'Wow, what a hilarious comedienne.' And the fact that she's being touted in Hollywood as a funny lady annoys me.
Oy! I'm getting all verklempt.
Then I pick up this month's Harper's Bazzar and see she's channeling her inner Barbara Streisand. I'm like Linda Ritchman, I love me some Streisand and I also love me some Fanny Brice. I think if I get when I start my Grey Gardens-esque collection of cats I'll name one Fanny Brice. 'Funny Girl' is one of my favorite movies. It is a cautionary tale for funny girls who work their butts off to not get involved with/become the meal ticket of a gorgeous man . ("Though I may be all wrong for the guy, I'm good for a laugh." I know Barbara, I know.) If Jennifer Aniston were funny, I would think she was relating to this, but she's not.
Sperm Bank Rejects
On top of that, Bill O'Reilly has been shooting his mouth off because of Aniston's comments about not needing a man to have a baby/publicity for another movie where she plays herself. Normally I don't care about people having babies but I've been reading comments on the interwebs about this feud and it reaffirms my belief that people are idiots. Too many people think that just because she's a celebrity she will automatically be a superstar parent. Why? Because she can buy the brat everything it wants. Did no one else watch 'Mommie Dearest?' Just because your child gets a pony doesn't mean it won't ruin your reputation with a horrible book after your death...or that you won't beat the hell out of it with a wire hanger!
You've got some balls Aniston, thinking you are good enough to be Barbara. Babs didn't need a random sperm donor to have a kids...I'm just sayin'.
So... I LOVE the movie Tootsie. I don't know why but I love everything about that film. Even the cheesy 80's soft rock as performed by the very mellow, Stephen Bishop.
I want Tootsie to be my best friend, she is AWESOME!! She can do hair and make up and ask you deep questions randomly without making you feel uneasy. I find her voice the most comforting voice of all time, I hope God sounds like that. Yes, my heaven is full of drag queens and frosting, whatever at least it'll be a party! And I am a Taurus and we have a strong drag influence. Don't believe me, go ask Cher, Barbara or Bea. All Taurus and all have a definite link to drag, so I blame it on the stars.
I know she's really a dude, OK, I have seen the movie about a million time but I still think she's perfect for Les. And let's all face it, Dustin Hoffman is WAY more attractive as a lady than as himself. Hell, he's more attractive as Captain Hook!
Anyways, while looking on the Inter webs today I found this interesting interview about a behind the scenes Tootsie moment. It was like a Valentine's gift to myself. It's funny so I hope you enjoy it.
So...who told Jennifer Aniston she was funny? I think some of her movies are cute, she's a likeable person because she's been a victim of a crazy whore so you can't really hate her. When I think of her, I never think, 'Wow, what a hilarious comedienne.' And the fact that she's being touted in Hollywood as a funny lady annoys me.
Oy! I'm getting all verklempt.
Then I pick up this month's Harper's Bazzar and see she's channeling her inner Barbara Streisand. I'm like Linda Ritchman, I love me some Streisand and I also love me some Fanny Brice. I think if I get when I start my Grey Gardens-esque collection of cats I'll name one Fanny Brice. 'Funny Girl' is one of my favorite movies. It is a cautionary tale for funny girls who work their butts off to not get involved with/become the meal ticket of a gorgeous man . ("Though I may be all wrong for the guy, I'm good for a laugh." I know Barbara, I know.) If Jennifer Aniston were funny, I would think she was relating to this, but she's not.
Sperm Bank Rejects
On top of that, Bill O'Reilly has been shooting his mouth off because of Aniston's comments about not needing a man to have a baby/publicity for another movie where she plays herself. Normally I don't care about people having babies but I've been reading comments on the interwebs about this feud and it reaffirms my belief that people are idiots. Too many people think that just because she's a celebrity she will automatically be a superstar parent. Why? Because she can buy the brat everything it wants. Did no one else watch 'Mommie Dearest?' Just because your child gets a pony doesn't mean it won't ruin your reputation with a horrible book after your death...or that you won't beat the hell out of it with a wire hanger!
You've got some balls Aniston, thinking you are good enough to be Barbara. Babs didn't need a random sperm donor to have a kids...I'm just sayin'.
So... I LOVE the movie Tootsie. I don't know why but I love everything about that film. Even the cheesy 80's soft rock as performed by the very mellow, Stephen Bishop.
I want Tootsie to be my best friend, she is AWESOME!! She can do hair and make up and ask you deep questions randomly without making you feel uneasy. I find her voice the most comforting voice of all time, I hope God sounds like that. Yes, my heaven is full of drag queens and frosting, whatever at least it'll be a party! And I am a Taurus and we have a strong drag influence. Don't believe me, go ask Cher, Barbara or Bea. All Taurus and all have a definite link to drag, so I blame it on the stars.
I know she's really a dude, OK, I have seen the movie about a million time but I still think she's perfect for Les. And let's all face it, Dustin Hoffman is WAY more attractive as a lady than as himself. Hell, he's more attractive as Captain Hook!
Anyways, while looking on the Inter webs today I found this interesting interview about a behind the scenes Tootsie moment. It was like a Valentine's gift to myself. It's funny so I hope you enjoy it.
I have no gaydar, I have a cat named Mr.Bojangles, who is probably gay come to think of it, and I'm surrounded by stupid turds. So...like a big breasted Liz Lemon.
