Dream a Little Dream

 

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So...I had a very clear, yet odd dream the other night that is sure to semi-insult my Mom. Since I'm 99% sure she's the only one that reads my blog, sorry Mom, I couldn't control this.

During this dream I was with a ton of kids at a train station (I was not a kid I was my current age) and we were going to meet our "real" parents. (Again, sorry Mom) I was walking up a steep ramp and Andy Richter(yes, Conan's sidekick) waved to me and said he had my parents right here.

And there they were Liz Lemon and Conan O'Brien. They were very nice to me and we ran and jumped on the train. Then Mr. Bojangles needed food and I woke up.

Reasons why this makes sense (at least in dreamland):

Papa Can You Hear Me? Conan's rapport with Martha Stewart and his love of My Little Ponies is one clue. He is also a history buff, like myself. We both enjoy BIG, orange, hair.

Conan O'Brien interviews Martha Stewart - watch more funny videos

Also I road a horse in Scotland (his name was Jason) and instead of coughing, he farted the whole time I road him. Thanks, Jason.

Mammy!! Like Liz Lemon I have no gaydar, HATE people that break rules, have been confused for a lesbian(I don't understand how, I'm not that surly), am a brutal Uno player, been called a racist (I hate everyone equally), insist that I really am a nice person, bossy, have talked to food about my problems (but have never pooped my pants as an adult),listens to show tunes, have a fairly good knowledge of Star Wars(not proud of that), have had horrible boyfriends, can not be "sexy", is skeptical of anyone who asks me out, and I have the nerdy glasses which I got BEFORE 30 Rock.

 
Even after this analysis, I clearly watch way too much TV but it does make for interesting dreams. I need a dream dictionary, maybe it all means something...other than I watch alot of both of those shows.