You thought you could argue me with about TR...HAHAHAH. Idiot.
So...I am the Batman of defending Teddy Roosevelt. If you thought I would only ever meet one person who would argue with me about Teddy Roosevelt, you'd be wrong.
There is a guy in my writing class who loves to argue, as do I,but apparently he doesn't know that when you argue you kinda need to have facts to back up your argument. The whole ordeal started while talking about JFK boning Marilyn Monroe. I said that he was a pig for cheating on his wife and I think he's an overrated President. (Both facts, by the way.)
Dude: All Presidents cheat on their wives, they're Presidents. And JFK was amazing, Bay of Pigs...?
Me: No they don't all cheat, TR didn't cheat. And how appropriate is it that, Bay of PIGS and JFK was a pig?? Hmmm.
Dude: TR totally cheated on this wife. That's what Presidents do.
Me: TR NEVER cheated on his wife. (Flipped him off) You're an idiot.
Dude: No he totally did. All Presidents do.
Me: Is it that hard for you to understand that not everyone is a total pig like you? (He shut up.)
...And if you ever talk bad about TR again, I'll punch you in the throat.
I would like to say, that one, I'm right, there is NO evidence that TR ever cheated and two, that guy does not know how to argue.
Moral of the story: you better bring your A game when you talk to me about Teddy Roosevelt, or I'll bust out a big stick on your face!
